1). Will the government actually foreclose on the mortgage of a registered voter?

2). If not, why should any deadbeat er, distressed homeowner even bother paying the government rent?

3). what effect will this have on his neighbor who is up to date on his/her mortgage and therefore, doesn’t merit the governments largesse? Oh, I forgot the neighbor is supposed to feel relieved that at least the neighborhood isn’t goin to hell in a handbasket.

4). But wait, what if the distressed homeowner stops maintaining the home with the new cut rate 40 year fixed rate loan he/she isn’t paying anyway. won’t the neighborhood go to hell any way? Won’t the American countryside be littered with millions of individual Cabrini Green housing complexes?

5). Finally has anyone considered how this will effect future homebuyers? Will there be any? Or better yet, why would there be any? Why should future homebuyers pay a higher mortgage in an inflationary environment when their ‘distressed’ neighbors aren’t paying anything on their cut rate government loans?

Also, my head feels terrible from all the booze. Can I charge off the aspirin as part of the Bailout too? Under ‘expenses’? or do I have to wait until the government starts paying for all our medical costs?

What is the big hold up on that?